Dear Guy in the Black '94 Camry with Gold Accent Trim,
You're an asshole. You chose to park your car at the market yesterday in an area obviously not meant for parking. By sticking your shitbox where you did, you successfully eliminated the in and out flow of traffic for the entire lot, causing a backup into the street and placing all responsibility of which car gets to pull in or out next in other assholes hands. Thanks for that.
I hope you had a good time at the market, and that on your walk back to your custom made parking spot you dropped your ice cream cone, your bowels evacuated for no good reason, and you had to ride home in your shit pants.
However I should thank you for helping in the creation of this blog. If it turns into a mega million dollar website one day, I wont send you a dime. Now who's the asshole?
Sincerely,
Gus
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